the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind
hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal
alignment chart
(Source: hexglyphs, via doglesbian)
am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation?
you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?
Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”
(via unclefather)
hey can u please unblock me im sorry for asking for feet pics last night that was actually my brother using my phone im really sorry
jokes on you, those were actually my brothers feet pics i sent you
oh word? 👀 he got whatsapp?
(via thebootydiaries)
